Life, man. 

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There are days where it's all orgasms and ripe Georgia peaches... and other days where it's nothing but flat tires and pools of giraffe piss. 

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I'm here for you. Ask me anything.

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Full disclosure - I have zero education that would qualify me to be an advice columnist, but I have experienced some shit in my 35 years here in paradise (haven't we all). I'll give it to you real, and, of course, all names will be kept confidential.